As some of you shall know, I was graced by the company of some of the greatest superheroes at a party Valentines day. The likes of Superman, Superwoman, Tank Girl, Rambo, Rambette, Mr Blobby (Who, in my opinion, was one of the more sociable drinkers), The Bride, Lara Croft, The Joker (Minus implements of comedic murder), Jack Sparrow, Super Cunt (A little known heroine), Jane of the Jungle (Tarzan had other more pressing matters at hand from what were told) Superted (WHo I know belive, contrary to seeing him is actually a rather full breasted woman!) , and Starsky (Who looked worryingly like a German Ron Jeremy). Needless to say, a good time was had by all, with Rambo getting rather inebriated on coctails, falling over and being escorted home by Tank Girl, Supertedette loosing her ballance and falling over in the loo with Superwoman, Jane breaking Rambo's bow, Superman bravely baring all in his skin tight suit,
and The Bride breaking her sword on James Bonds back!
From what I can assertain, Rambo had a rather rough journy back home the next day, followed by numerous nights of chinese food and sex with a greatful and mighty beautiful damsel. Superted soon flew home muttering random nothings to herself while Tank girl returned from escorting Rambo home. Superman and Superwoman were last seen at Ali Baba's Kebab shop, but were waiting for the atomic dump to find his last whereabouts. James Bond and the Bride were seen leaving together, but the reason for the broken sword is still a mystery....kinky couples these days.
Not bad for one night out eh?
Makes you wonder what could happen the next time?
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Hahaha a fabulous rendition of a great night, Tank Girl was honoured to have been given the chance to escort the great Rambo home, occasionally stopping to go pick up his bow from wheresoever he had chosen to fling it. Howver she was a little peeved at one point that she missed the opportunity to speak to a particularly handsome mutant kangaroo.
Love Tank Girl xxx
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